Written by Matthew Gray © 1998
The phrase, "If you really loved me...," has so many hidden implications.
Angelina stepped aside invitingly, eyes sparkling, and smiled happily. She
spoke..."Matthew, love is wonderful, ya know, but right now I'm hungry, so feed me
and I'll make you proud to be a man! If you really loved me you'd do that.
"Uh-oh" I thought, but without skipping a beat I took my little feminine package
into
my arms. Pulling her close and cradling her form, I began to kiss softly her neck and
ears. She became wild with desire. Or so I thought.
"So what's for dinner?" Angelina inquired. "I'm famished."
"You will be my dinner tonight," I said, momentarily forgetting about the
Seduction
Dinner I promised to prepare.
"What?!"
"Oh yeah, ok,...alright, I forgot for a second....hmmm, let's see. First of all I
thought
we'd start dinner with.....another kiss!"
I lunged toward Angelina to plant one, but at the last moment she moved away, and I
bumped my head into the wall behind her.
Laughing now, Angelina shakes her head and rolls her eyes. Her one word
response, "Men!" says it all.
"C'mon baby, one more kiss."
"Matthew, is that your imported or domestic whine?"
"Great line" I thought to myself. `If I don't feed her really soon, I surely
won't be
partaking in any dessert, if you know what I mean...'
"Touché sweetie, you win...this time. But later on I will have my way with
you," I
said, trying to salvage my boyish pride. "You can have as much as you want at
Matthew's Love Buffet," I boasted, now posing confidently.
"Cook putz!"
"Tonight we'll be dining to the hypnotic and dreamlike soundtrack entitled `The
Film of My Love' which I composed especially for this occasion. Disregard the guy
with the video camera; he's here to capture our evening for posterity. Just act
natural."
"Natural? You want me to act natural?!"
"Do I detect a little discomfort here, Angelina? Don't worry doll, if you spit-up or
something, we can always go back and reshoot the scene. I have some great editing
software."
"How soothing..."
Anyway, here is the evening's menu; Prawns stuffed with a honey-mustard artichoke
heart filling. That'll be our first course. Followed by a sinfully rich roasted sesame,
spinach and leek tart. The main course is Crabmeat Souffle. How does that sound?"
"Whoa, now I remember why I like you so much," Angelina said. "What's for
dessert?"
"Matthew's Famous Stuffed & Dipped Strawberries."
"Yummy! You say they're stuffed? With what?"
"Toasted coconut, whipped cream, peanut butter, and marshmallow cream. Then
they're dipped into chocolate."
"Ooohhh, sounds sexy! What can I do to show my appreciation?"
"That'll come later", I said. "I believe there is a connection between the
way a
person eats and the way they make love. Bon appetite."
Her one word response, "Men!" says it all...
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